V for ... Isn't that just a tad hypocritical

I was thinking to myself not to touch on the subject of Scientology because its a really unsavory controversy, but I'm going to go ahead and do my little take on the whole thing. So first off I don't agree with a "religion" that manipulates its followers into paying money and filling people with false hope... Hmmmm sounds a little hypocritical for Christian's and people of other religions to oppress Scientologists, when their own religions have been involved with war, murder, extortion, hate, and other things that people accuse Scientology for. Now I'm not supporting Scientology because I honestly find it appalling for my own reasons (and plus i have my own religion (its kinda like Taoism)), but I'm just trying to educate those who wrongly accuse without thinking about it first. Also... Remember Remember the 5th of November!

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So its YouTube's fault all along oh jeez for a minute i almost had to blame something reasonable... WTF?! (http://www.comcast.net/data/fan/html/popup.html?v=967125706&pl=967337108.xml&plc=967337108&launchpoint=Cover&cid=fancover&attr=default_headline&config=/config/common/fan/default.xml) People are friggin idiots! Person1: "Hey all are kids are doing something potentially dangerous that's similar to what we did when we were their age" Person2: Well fuck me sideways they are doing an action that is potentially dangerous and hazardous to their health what do we do?... Hmmm" Person1: "I know lets blame something that spread the word about more quickly, but has no true connection to the original action!" Person2: "Son of a bitch your right, lets go do that and waste massive amounts of time and money protesting this thing that could crush us into fine paste, instead of doing the logical thing and controlling our kids more..." To all people who agree to this video, agreeing meaning you will take action against YouTube by gathering 20 or so parents from your neighborhood and composing a well thought out email and sending it to YouTube to stop allowing violent videos to be broadcast. Now that sounds great! In theory! Where as in reality you are trying to take down Google (ya thats right YouTube is run by Google) by one fucking email... You know the story of David and Goliath? That story as got jacked shit on what your trying to do! You are trying to take do a Billion... no Trillion dollar industry that controls all the internet and communication that most of the world uses and your trying to stop it with one fucking email? Thats like trying to blowup the moon with just a rubber band and a piece of shoelace. Do you even know how many fucking emails must be sent to them?! More than to Ringo i assure you! So here is what i propose that you do that is about 100 times more sensical... ready?...* Drum roll*... Stop fucking around and beat your fucking kids! Not necessisarily beat them since they apparently get a kick out of it, so knock some fucking sense into your damn kids!(no pun intended) I mean seriouslly your kids are beating the shit out of each other for attention and entertainment! Buy your kid a fucking xbox or at least acknowledge that they're not a complete mistake! Jeez its like people have no common sense at all! You know what i'm too mad to say goodbye! so instead of peace... GO FUCK YOURSELF!... unless of course your are more educated than these people in which case have a nice day :D!

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So! I was recently reading someone's blog about loving nature and hating war and all that "hippie" junk (i stumbled on it (stumbleupon is really cool you should get it, its good for procrastination and killing time)) and it brought to my attention that people are fricking hypocrites! How can you love nature and hate war? War is one of the most natural things ever! The weapons and technology is not very natural, but the whole concept of hate, demand, desire, etc are all key natural emotions that play into war. Now i'm not pro-war, don't get me wrong i love peace, but peace in itself is kinda unnatural in a sense that you have to subdue the urge to lash out and react. Now for some people its different their natural reaction to conflict is to be peaceful and try to resolve it but for the majority of human being you can all agree that that's not the case. Which also brings up the question "Why are luxury items unnatural?" the definition of luxury is "Something inessential but conducive to pleasure and comfort"... isn't comfort and pleasure part of basic human feelings like happiness, guilt, and all other NATURAL emotions and feelings that we use in order to keep us sane and peaceful... Omg... People who go green are destroying the world 0_0 (my mind has been officially blown)... Nah i'm just kidding, but that is seriously food for thought, the thought being we should try not to be hypocrites and try to preach saving the earth through balanced acts of "green" (like buying CFL's instead, or walking down the street instead of taking the H3 (i mean seriously these are all easy common sense ways to save the environment without going extreme)). So what i want you to take away from reading my jargon is to (like Buddha) follow the middle path and save the earth before beat the shit out of all of you! (Hey if it takes violence to save the earth then so be it, even if it undoes my whole post... crap)... PEACE OUT!

Long time no good post i mean really (if you are not prepared to read vulgar language turn around now)! So tomorrow is black Friday go review my shopping post, the same rules apply. But today i come to those with power and money with advice on a new matter... STOP FUCKING AROUND AND FIX AMERICA!!! Jeez it's like everyone is on drugs or something. And don't give me that crap "It's too hard" , "Its gonna take too long", "We don't have the materials" (by the way if you were thinking "thats what she said" after reading it well i was too) But the point is, it's a lot easier than we think. Step 1: Get off ass... <--(hardest of all steps) Step 2: Stop giving money to other countries, because we give them money they use it to piss us off we fuck them up and we end up with less than we had before and a country that has no fucking resources... Step 3: With the money and time you just saved by not going to war, buy something useful, (don't spend it on a gold statue of a president we only voted for because we hated the other guy more)buy new supplies for homes, schools, and poor people, then once everyone stops bitching you won't have that much money left but since everyone will be happier they will buy more crap so that boosts the economy again... Step 4: With the new new money invest in new technology (I'm talking about new forms of transportation, new advances in cures for diseases, don't spend it on a new viagra or i will shove a flag pole so far up your ass it will make you question your sexuality (thats really far up the ass)) Step 5: Sit back and enjoy because now America won't suck as much and we won't have to envy fucking Canadians, I mean really their fucking dollar is worth the same as ours, just think about that and you'll start crying like i did... Thats all i have today and for those counting at home i said fuck 6 times... hmm that doesnt seem like enough... Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck! There much better... Thanks for reading this crap and "Dream like you live forever, but live like you die tomorrow" - Some Dude. God Bless America... fuck you!

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Thats what she said?

Wondering if it's okay to say "that's what she said!" when someone presses the easy button? well here's a list of times its okay to say "that's what she said" or when you should just keep it in your mind until your alone and you can laugh immaturely (not prematurely or someone would get offended.... prematurely thats what she... never mind). In the percentages you will see that males have a higher percentage where as females have a lower percentage this is because we all know that every normal guy is a dumb hound dog (speaking from experience (because i am a dude))

1) With your friends 99% (chance someone won't get offended)
2) With your girlfriend 35% / boyfriend 99%
3) With your mom 5% / dad 99%
4) With your co-workers 99% unless you hate each other in which case don't bother
5) At a party 99% (if everyone is drunk)
6) On a date w/ a girl .00000001% (Only one case has been recorded where this worked in such shock the man shot himself) w/ a boy 80% (x.x you'll give him the wrong idea)
7) At the movies... NO, shut up and eat your fucking popcorn!
8) To yourself(thats what she said) 100%!!!
9) In public 25%
10) During .... ya you probably won't have to go there... but she did lol!

well thats when and when not to yell out "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" more to be added and coming soon "Your mom?" ?PeAcE!