Brains are wasted on the Old

So its YouTube's fault all along oh jeez for a minute i almost had to blame something reasonable... WTF?! (http://www.comcast.net/data/fan/html/popup.html?v=967125706&pl=967337108.xml&plc=967337108&launchpoint=Cover&cid=fancover&attr=default_headline&config=/config/common/fan/default.xml) People are friggin idiots! Person1: "Hey all are kids are doing something potentially dangerous that's similar to what we did when we were their age" Person2: Well fuck me sideways they are doing an action that is potentially dangerous and hazardous to their health what do we do?... Hmmm" Person1: "I know lets blame something that spread the word about more quickly, but has no true connection to the original action!" Person2: "Son of a bitch your right, lets go do that and waste massive amounts of time and money protesting this thing that could crush us into fine paste, instead of doing the logical thing and controlling our kids more..." To all people who agree to this video, agreeing meaning you will take action against YouTube by gathering 20 or so parents from your neighborhood and composing a well thought out email and sending it to YouTube to stop allowing violent videos to be broadcast. Now that sounds great! In theory! Where as in reality you are trying to take down Google (ya thats right YouTube is run by Google) by one fucking email... You know the story of David and Goliath? That story as got jacked shit on what your trying to do! You are trying to take do a Billion... no Trillion dollar industry that controls all the internet and communication that most of the world uses and your trying to stop it with one fucking email? Thats like trying to blowup the moon with just a rubber band and a piece of shoelace. Do you even know how many fucking emails must be sent to them?! More than to Ringo i assure you! So here is what i propose that you do that is about 100 times more sensical... ready?...* Drum roll*... Stop fucking around and beat your fucking kids! Not necessisarily beat them since they apparently get a kick out of it, so knock some fucking sense into your damn kids!(no pun intended) I mean seriouslly your kids are beating the shit out of each other for attention and entertainment! Buy your kid a fucking xbox or at least acknowledge that they're not a complete mistake! Jeez its like people have no common sense at all! You know what i'm too mad to say goodbye! so instead of peace... GO FUCK YOURSELF!... unless of course your are more educated than these people in which case have a nice day :D!

Earthy Meany

So! I was recently reading someone's blog about loving nature and hating war and all that "hippie" junk (i stumbled on it (stumbleupon is really cool you should get it, its good for procrastination and killing time)) and it brought to my attention that people are fricking hypocrites! How can you love nature and hate war? War is one of the most natural things ever! The weapons and technology is not very natural, but the whole concept of hate, demand, desire, etc are all key natural emotions that play into war. Now i'm not pro-war, don't get me wrong i love peace, but peace in itself is kinda unnatural in a sense that you have to subdue the urge to lash out and react. Now for some people its different their natural reaction to conflict is to be peaceful and try to resolve it but for the majority of human being you can all agree that that's not the case. Which also brings up the question "Why are luxury items unnatural?" the definition of luxury is "Something inessential but conducive to pleasure and comfort"... isn't comfort and pleasure part of basic human feelings like happiness, guilt, and all other NATURAL emotions and feelings that we use in order to keep us sane and peaceful... Omg... People who go green are destroying the world 0_0 (my mind has been officially blown)... Nah i'm just kidding, but that is seriously food for thought, the thought being we should try not to be hypocrites and try to preach saving the earth through balanced acts of "green" (like buying CFL's instead, or walking down the street instead of taking the H3 (i mean seriously these are all easy common sense ways to save the environment without going extreme)). So what i want you to take away from reading my jargon is to (like Buddha) follow the middle path and save the earth before beat the shit out of all of you! (Hey if it takes violence to save the earth then so be it, even if it undoes my whole post... crap)... PEACE OUT!

Long time no good post i mean really (if you are not prepared to read vulgar language turn around now)! So tomorrow is black Friday go review my shopping post, the same rules apply. But today i come to those with power and money with advice on a new matter... STOP FUCKING AROUND AND FIX AMERICA!!! Jeez it's like everyone is on drugs or something. And don't give me that crap "It's too hard" , "Its gonna take too long", "We don't have the materials" (by the way if you were thinking "thats what she said" after reading it well i was too) But the point is, it's a lot easier than we think. Step 1: Get off ass... <--(hardest of all steps) Step 2: Stop giving money to other countries, because we give them money they use it to piss us off we fuck them up and we end up with less than we had before and a country that has no fucking resources... Step 3: With the money and time you just saved by not going to war, buy something useful, (don't spend it on a gold statue of a president we only voted for because we hated the other guy more)buy new supplies for homes, schools, and poor people, then once everyone stops bitching you won't have that much money left but since everyone will be happier they will buy more crap so that boosts the economy again... Step 4: With the new new money invest in new technology (I'm talking about new forms of transportation, new advances in cures for diseases, don't spend it on a new viagra or i will shove a flag pole so far up your ass it will make you question your sexuality (thats really far up the ass)) Step 5: Sit back and enjoy because now America won't suck as much and we won't have to envy fucking Canadians, I mean really their fucking dollar is worth the same as ours, just think about that and you'll start crying like i did... Thats all i have today and for those counting at home i said fuck 6 times... hmm that doesnt seem like enough... Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck! There much better... Thanks for reading this crap and "Dream like you live forever, but live like you die tomorrow" - Some Dude. God Bless America... fuck you!

VOTE FOR ME!

Just for fun we shuld get a lot of people to write me in for president ;)

Thats what she said?

Wondering if it's okay to say "that's what she said!" when someone presses the easy button? well here's a list of times its okay to say "that's what she said" or when you should just keep it in your mind until your alone and you can laugh immaturely (not prematurely or someone would get offended.... prematurely thats what she... never mind). In the percentages you will see that males have a higher percentage where as females have a lower percentage this is because we all know that every normal guy is a dumb hound dog (speaking from experience (because i am a dude))

1) With your friends 99% (chance someone won't get offended)
2) With your girlfriend 35% / boyfriend 99%
3) With your mom 5% / dad 99%
4) With your co-workers 99% unless you hate each other in which case don't bother
5) At a party 99% (if everyone is drunk)
6) On a date w/ a girl .00000001% (Only one case has been recorded where this worked in such shock the man shot himself) w/ a boy 80% (x.x you'll give him the wrong idea)
7) At the movies... NO, shut up and eat your fucking popcorn!
8) To yourself(thats what she said) 100%!!!
9) In public 25%
10) During .... ya you probably won't have to go there... but she did lol!

well thats when and when not to yell out "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" more to be added and coming soon "Your mom?" ?PeAcE!

Hello, can i punch your face?

Oh my good golly god, nothing makes you hate people more than the service industry (and driving but thats a different story (mainly everyone's stupid but you, which i'm sorry to say is not true no matter how many times that guy in front of you puts his blinker on and then turns it off when he reaches a side street)). The hating of people works both ways (which it usually does in most cases). The first part is the worker hating the customer and for all intensive purposes your the customer. It really pisses the worker off when the customer chooses to pay for anything (even something on the dollar menu) with change, cause even though you counted it twice over they still have to count it and sort it and put it in the individual slots and in the process they drop some of the change and just all hell breaks loose. Another problem that makes the worker hate the customer is when you act as if you are better than them like when you come to the store and make hate speeches about the products they sell. The worker could be selling boxes of shit and still not care what you say because he didn't make the product he's just selling it so he can go home with his less than $40 dollars a day pay check and sleep not to listen to the crap you're trying to sell to him (metaphor). Also if you don't speak clearly that gets annoying fast. Which brings me to customers hating workers (by the way its best not to show you hate the worker because he is most likely handling your food and will... its best we leave it up to you for your sake and mine.) It really cheeses the customer off if you get something wrong even the little things can make someone go crazy. And the last that i have to mention is when the worker is hard to understand because then you won't know if you ordered six large fries or sex with large guys. Thats my shpealio thanks for reading, peace! o and p.s. sometimes people just hate people

Are you voting in '08?

So your voting in '08? Well let me tell you something... HAHA your dumb! Sorry had to get that out there. First, before you beat me to death for calling you dumb, let me explain myself. In my opinion (yes my opinion if you haven't noticed what this blog is all about) we should have a... robot as a president... yes a robot (give it a minute to sink in....... and we're back) not only because it could shoot lasers out its ass at our enemies (so we could say "haha you got blasted by our ass!) but it would take out the human dumbness part... (that was a joke towards bush if you didn't get it.... (and if you didn't get it you probably voted for him(yet another bush joke))) of course we would have humans watching the robot so it didn't kill everyone but it would be programed to make decisions with little or no mistakes. It would like if Regan was bullet proof and had an extension cord sticking out his butt... which i hope he didn't have. Also he would be able to control traffic and all cars would be electric (thinking green) and you would type in where you wanted to go and you wouldn't have to steer (thinking lazy). The army would also be robots but to the extent that we don't have to fight them off like in terminator (in other words they wouldn't think for themselves). We shall call this amazing robot... George Washingmachine... jk jk i was thinking more of The iPres... STEVE JOBS ITS MY IDEA I WILL BEAT YOU UP IF YOU TAKE IT! anyway thanks for reading my nonsense see you in... THE FUTURE..... o and p.s. if robots rule the world blame isaac asimov not me... PEACE

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