Thats what she said?

Wondering if it's okay to say "that's what she said!" when someone presses the easy button? well here's a list of times its okay to say "that's what she said" or when you should just keep it in your mind until your alone and you can laugh immaturely (not prematurely or someone would get offended.... prematurely thats what she... never mind). In the percentages you will see that males have a higher percentage where as females have a lower percentage this is because we all know that every normal guy is a dumb hound dog (speaking from experience (because i am a dude))

1) With your friends 99% (chance someone won't get offended)
2) With your girlfriend 35% / boyfriend 99%
3) With your mom 5% / dad 99%
4) With your co-workers 99% unless you hate each other in which case don't bother
5) At a party 99% (if everyone is drunk)
6) On a date w/ a girl .00000001% (Only one case has been recorded where this worked in such shock the man shot himself) w/ a boy 80% (x.x you'll give him the wrong idea)
7) At the movies... NO, shut up and eat your fucking popcorn!
8) To yourself(thats what she said) 100%!!!
9) In public 25%
10) During .... ya you probably won't have to go there... but she did lol!

well thats when and when not to yell out "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" more to be added and coming soon "Your mom?" ?PeAcE!

Hello, can i punch your face?

Oh my good golly god, nothing makes you hate people more than the service industry (and driving but thats a different story (mainly everyone's stupid but you, which i'm sorry to say is not true no matter how many times that guy in front of you puts his blinker on and then turns it off when he reaches a side street)). The hating of people works both ways (which it usually does in most cases). The first part is the worker hating the customer and for all intensive purposes your the customer. It really pisses the worker off when the customer chooses to pay for anything (even something on the dollar menu) with change, cause even though you counted it twice over they still have to count it and sort it and put it in the individual slots and in the process they drop some of the change and just all hell breaks loose. Another problem that makes the worker hate the customer is when you act as if you are better than them like when you come to the store and make hate speeches about the products they sell. The worker could be selling boxes of shit and still not care what you say because he didn't make the product he's just selling it so he can go home with his less than $40 dollars a day pay check and sleep not to listen to the crap you're trying to sell to him (metaphor). Also if you don't speak clearly that gets annoying fast. Which brings me to customers hating workers (by the way its best not to show you hate the worker because he is most likely handling your food and will... its best we leave it up to you for your sake and mine.) It really cheeses the customer off if you get something wrong even the little things can make someone go crazy. And the last that i have to mention is when the worker is hard to understand because then you won't know if you ordered six large fries or sex with large guys. Thats my shpealio thanks for reading, peace! o and p.s. sometimes people just hate people