
Wondering if it's okay to say "that's what she said!" when someone presses the easy button? well here's a list of times its okay to say "that's what she said" or when you should just keep it in your mind until your alone and you can laugh immaturely (not prematurely or someone would get offended.... prematurely thats what she... never mind). In the percentages you will see that males have a higher percentage where as females have a lower percentage this is because we all know that every normal guy is a dumb hound dog (speaking from experience (because i am a dude))
1) With your friends 99% (chance someone won't get offended)
2) With your girlfriend 35% / boyfriend 99%
3) With your mom 5% / dad 99%
4) With your co-workers 99% unless you hate each other in which case don't bother
5) At a party 99% (if everyone is drunk)
6) On a date w/ a girl .00000001% (Only one case has been recorded where this worked in such shock the man shot himself) w/ a boy 80% (x.x you'll give him the wrong idea)
7) At the movies... NO, shut up and eat your fucking popcorn!
8) To yourself(thats what she said) 100%!!!
9) In public 25%
10) During .... ya you probably won't have to go there... but she did lol!
well thats when and when not to yell out "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" more to be added and coming soon "Your mom?" ?PeAcE!
1 comment:
I appreciate your efforts to do the work and break it down for me. I'll print out this guide and have it handy in my wallet.
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