
Long time no good post i mean really (if you are not prepared to read vulgar language turn around now)! So tomorrow is black Friday go review my shopping post, the same rules apply. But today i come to those with power and money with advice on a new matter... STOP FUCKING AROUND AND FIX AMERICA!!! Jeez it's like everyone is on drugs or something. And don't give me that crap "It's too hard" , "Its gonna take too long", "We don't have the materials" (by the way if you were thinking "thats what she said" after reading it well i was too) But the point is, it's a lot easier than we think. Step 1: Get off ass... <--(hardest of all steps) Step 2: Stop giving money to other countries, because we give them money they use it to piss us off we fuck them up and we end up with less than we had before and a country that has no fucking resources... Step 3: With the money and time you just saved by not going to war, buy something useful, (don't spend it on a gold statue of a president we only voted for because we hated the other guy more)buy new supplies for homes, schools, and poor people, then once everyone stops bitching you won't have that much money left but since everyone will be happier they will buy more crap so that boosts the economy again... Step 4: With the new new money invest in new technology (I'm talking about new forms of transportation, new advances in cures for diseases, don't spend it on a new viagra or i will shove a flag pole so far up your ass it will make you question your sexuality (thats really far up the ass)) Step 5: Sit back and enjoy because now America won't suck as much and we won't have to envy fucking Canadians, I mean really their fucking dollar is worth the same as ours, just think about that and you'll start crying like i did... Thats all i have today and for those counting at home i said fuck 6 times... hmm that doesnt seem like enough... Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck! There much better... Thanks for reading this crap and "Dream like you live forever, but live like you die tomorrow" - Some Dude. God Bless America... fuck you!
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